Comments on: Mitigation vs. adaptation

By: Dan Glenballs

Dan Glenballs — Fri, 30 Nov 2007 00:12:42 +0000

If a buttologist means I check out fine booty all day, then yes i qualify. I have a Ph.d in buttology.

By: Jeb

Jeb — Wed, 28 Nov 2007 23:31:48 +0000

[Why] dwell in Dumpsville when you can take a trolley to Happytown?

I know, I know. You’re worried about global warming, aren’t you? That’s okay. If you live in a low-lying coastal area, like 53 percent of our population does, then you are in danger of having everything you love lost to flooding. Well, roll up your pants and wade right in is what I say, because if life gives you water, it’s time to go swimming!

By: logan

logan — Wed, 28 Nov 2007 19:31:33 +0000

Glenballs sounds like some kind of buttologist to me. Regarding Texans and Floridians, is it our fault that their states are under water? I don’t think so. Build the fence now before they buy up all the good real estate. Oh, wait…

By: Jeb

Jeb — Wed, 28 Nov 2007 16:13:08 +0000

“Virtually anyone living on the Coastal plain (made up of cretaceous reef deposits or reefs from another sea level high stand) are screwed.”

What are you, some kind of geologist? [Said using air quotes around the word geologist.]

Anyway, good points, Dan. While I can tolerate a few Floridians, an influx of Texans is truly something to fear.

By: Dan Glenballs

Dan Glenballs — Tue, 27 Nov 2007 21:45:57 +0000

what about the Floridians and Texans? Virtually anyone living on the Coastal plain (made up of cretaceous reef deposits or reefs from another sea level high stand) are screwed. unless they develop gills like Kevin Costner did in water world, adaptation means mass movement into already populated areas. And I already hate Floridians and Texans. damn.