A new (and quite funny) ad for GOP primary candidate Mike Huckabee features none other than Chuck Norris. (Huckabee: “When Chuck Norris does a push up, he’s not lifting himself up—he’s pushing the earth down.”)
The spot leads me to wonder: Is this the start of a new era of action-figure endorsements? If so, I predict the following declarations of support:
Keanu Reeves avows that John Edwards is “The One.”
Tom Cruise jumps around violently for Mitt Romney.
Toby Maguire (Spiderman) senses Dennis Kucinich’s potential.
Steven Seagal says Rudy Giuliani will issue a series of quick jabs and chops, leaving the competition in a heap.
Linda Hamilton (Terminator I) says Hillary is made of liquid metal and cannot be defeated.
Clint Eastwood sees a little Dirty Harry in John McCain.
Mel Gibson says he’s casting Tom Tancredo for his next movie, “The Passion of the Xenophobe.”
Click here for more Chuck Norris-related fodder. (I know I’m a little behind on the Chuck Norris meme, so you’ll have to excuse me if you no longer think witty quotes about Chuck Norris are funny.)
Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he’s never cried